:: All That You Can't Leave Behind ::

:: Monday, January 31, 2005 ::

Kentucky's Elite Eatin' Good In The Neighborhood

I enjoy reading a blog by a guy named Tom Tomorrow who does a cartoon called "This Modern World". I was quite frankly floored when I saw this on his website. Aren't you proud that license plate is a KY one? A veteran one at that? Hope you enjoy your "Brewtus" you jerk-off. This must be U.S. foreign policy in action.
:: Estoy_Libre 1:36 AM [+] ::
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Yellow Snow

Ever wanted to have your name forever etched in fresh snow? Go here.


:: Estoy_Libre 1:22 AM [+] ::
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Trainspotting

I was waiting at the train tracks the other day on my way to pick up Thai food for lunch when I saw something quite odd. I wasn't paying much attention to the passing cars (Because who really gives a poo about trains anyway?) until I looked up randomly to be confronted with the following phrase etched onto a passing train car:

DO NOT HUMP

Now this wasn't spray painted on by some felonious youth, it genuinely looked like it had been purposely put on there by the distributor. Now I don't know a damn thing about trains but is that really necessary? Is this really a problem? Granted, I can't count the number of times *I've* wanted to go to a train yard and pop one off but to have to permanently emblazon the side of a train car with it? That's just down right passe'.
:: Estoy_Libre 1:06 AM [+] ::
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The One Where She's Dedicated Her Life To Christ

So I've got an incredible knack for picking out unavailable women...

I was merrily working along at the K-Roger the other day where my eyes fell upon a fair maiden of desperate beauty... I was enveloped by excitement! Wow was she beautiful. Dark curly hair, tall, and stunning. I craned my neck for a better view. Oh how I edged toward the lane behind me to get a closer look.

Until my eyes fell again. This time onto a name tag that said "Sister Dietz" of the The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

*Silence*

Well fuck a duck...
:: Estoy_Libre 11:56 AM [+] ::
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Bush's Psalm 23

I've been wanting to post this for a few weeks but always forget so here it is, courtesy of an interesting yet strangely titled website, Dog Skin Report...

Bush Is My Shepard

Bush is my shepherd; I shall dwell in want.
He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.
He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.
He restoreth my fears.
He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego?s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war,
I will find no exit, for thou art in office.
Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.
Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.
Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.
My health insurance runneth out.
Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy term,
And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.


:: Estoy_Libre 1:42 AM [+] ::
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Happy 24th Birthday Eden!
:: Estoy_Libre 11:30 PM [+] ::
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