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:: Wednesday, March 31, 2004 ::

Things To Avoid Saying at "The Passion Of the Christ" Screenings

1. Singing "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" during the crucifixion scene.

2. "It's only a flesh wound!"

3. "The People's Front of Judea? Splitters!"

4. "Hey! I can see my house from here."

5. "I know this story! The main character dies, right?"

6. "You know what this movie needs? A car chase! And maybe a bomb on a bus."

7. "Hate to burst your bubble guys, but that guy's not dark enough to be Jesus."

8. 'Welease Bwian!!!!'

9. "Is this the scene where Jesus and Mary Magdalene get it on?"

10. "What are they saying? Why the hell can't they speak American?"

11. "Weren't there tanks last time I saw this? And a lot more singing?"

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