:: All That You Can't Leave Behind ::Quote Of The Moment: "I can see the headlines now... Life Not Like A Bowl Of Cherries For Man Hit By Car!" - Kem, debating wether or not to go running or go to the store for cherries instead. | |||||||||||||
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:: Current Song(s) Emanating From My Speakers: "There's More To Me Than You" - Jessica Andrews :: | |||||||||||||
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My Current Mood:
:: Saturday, December 28, 2002 :: Washington (AP) -- The Republican National Committee announced today that it is changing the Republican emblem from an elephant to a condom. Party leaders decided in the wake of Sen. Trent Lott's recent debacle, a change was in order. They decided on the condom because it more clearly reflects the Party's political stance: A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.
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